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Newton had a sense of humour :p

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Gravitational Pull

the gravitational pull between to bodies, is proportional to there mass & inversely proportional to the square distance between them. Quote " this has nothing to do with human attractions, but i do like mungo jerry " un quote, re: in the summer time,

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That depends on how much beer and vodka you have been drinking,,does it not.. :D :)

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Possibly, but you can always measure your alcohol intake by the sum if what you wake up with, I shall say no more :D

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Oh, I think saying no more would be the best idea you've had .... today! :p

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Let him keep on digging I say :D give em enough rope & they,l hang themselves with it every time :D

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How very true! LOL :)

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BOO XX :D

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Got any more rope?Elasticated for preference.

KOTC

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= got a wobble on ;)

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Love u Hunny

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AWE THANKS MATE XXX very kind but me a straight male ,, :)

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Well this guys hetro to, sorry the post was meant for wheezy.

Cough, cough, splutter, cough..... LOL :) You guys crack me up! Thanks, got that gunk off my chest! :)

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