Think i'd

[azaard]

Better change the subject, me plums r to old, i cried at the woof woof, died laughing and stuffed myself with a big porker, so what's next

i know,

me lungs are knackered

the swinging bricks broke

but i don't care

I'd rather have a joke

azaard

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That's the spirit hun bun x x x

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what is the joke?

ff x

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

Fairy's with clogs on,

at the top of mi bed,

they don't arf urt,

wen they stand on mi ed.

[Hidden in reply to azaard]

still don't get it . . . is it a private joke? x

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

No, we all enjoy a good laugh, even when it hurts to. That's the joke, if the copd don't get you, laughing will.

[newlands]

yes but i want my lemon thingy pie

[Hidden in reply to newlands]

Meringue - as in Lemon Meringue Pie - yeah, that would be nice with a cuppa, just about now....

[newlands in reply to Hidden]

tried all ways of spelling it but my spell checker kept saying i was wrong

[Hidden in reply to newlands]

Yeah it is one of those words that just don't work using phonetics

[newlands]

you know it was me that dialed 111

[azaard in reply to newlands]

They late

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Lemon meringue pie I'm having mine in ten with a cuppa

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

Yep take me just about an hour to bake and fast chill. Come round when your ready sweatpea. XXXXXX

[Hidden in reply to azaard]

If you are meaning me, I suggest you deep freeze it. Going to have an early night. Still tired after yesterdays outings. Night Night x x x

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

Of course you x you get some zzz's I'll be still kicking tomorrow, xxx(((H's)))xxxx

[Hidden in reply to azaard]

Well, at least I managed a nap before my downstairs neighbours decided to par-ty.... so I'm awake now.... lucky me

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

Pity you can't nick their fuses, I'd have something to say about it,

[Hidden in reply to azaard]

Ach, they're young....just wish their taste in music was a shade more mature, though.... x x

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

So they're playing totally illegible punk crap x

[Hidden in reply to azaard]

I really don't know what it is it's just a loud beat

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

Well it gone 11pm legally they're breaking noise abatement regulations, it cam be stopped xxx

[Hidden in reply to azaard]

But they're young. I remember playing my stereo, and having the volume way up, blasting out my music.

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

If it's still as loud after midnight, I may chap their door and ask them to turn it down.

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

You di that hope it works, I've got dippy David upstairs bouncing around, he carries on he 'll get told, cxx

[Hidden in reply to azaard]

Music has gone off, but I can hear them heading towards the pub... with any luck they'll have a lock-in, and not come home till sometime later on tomorrow

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

Fall asleep in an alley would be better

[Hidden in reply to azaard]

LOL we don't have alley's around here, just fields, and they're full of sheep and cows.... x x x

[azaard in reply to Hidden]

Haha! They can go play moomoo rae.

[newlands]

do you know something azaard you make my evenings brighter but get on with that lemon meringue pie for goodness sake xxxx

[azaard]

Have patience before you get over excited and end up a patient heehee!