What do you get if you cross a hyena with an Oxo cube ??
A laughing stock.
What do you get if you cross a hyena with an Oxo cube ??
A laughing stock.
And which of your bones can you never believe ??
Your Fibia of course !!
A party was organised for a crowd of toad-stools. It was very crowded, but they were all happy....
There wasn't mush-room, but they didn't mind because they were all such fungi's
I'm sorry. That last one was in spore taste.
My aunts cat has asthma. It takes Montelucats.
I'm off...
Just wanted to say thanks guys for the jokes - they are so bad but so good at the same time!!! Keep them coming - I' ve been up since 3 am with a mix of insomnia and wheeze and a laugh is just what I needed
What did the male centipede say when he saw a lady centipede walk by?
There's a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs....
Ants can carry ten times their own body weight. Millions of years of evolution and they haven't figured yet how to build a truck.
What do you call a flight of birds who fly in formation?
The red sparrows.
Its ok, I'm going, I'm going...
man buys a talking centerpied and says would you like to got to the club got no reply he said again would you like to go to the club still no reply thinking he been ripped off he said one last time DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE CLUB centerpied replied i heard you the 1st time im putting my shoes on lmao xxxx