Al Qaeda have apparently been hiding bombs in tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti:
If they explode ,it could spell disaster !!!
I thank you.
Al Qaeda have apparently been hiding bombs in tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti:
If they explode ,it could spell disaster !!!
I thank you.
That's bad, I will pm you with my joke, don't think I can get away with it publicly.
A man walks into his doctors and says ""Doctor,I cant say f,s or th,s""
his Dr replies : ""Well you cant say fairer than that !""
..........................................................................coat gathered.
that was bad......
think i may have the worst joke ever ...
I walked in to a garden centre and asked for something herby......
.......they gave me a voltswagon wit no driver.
I'll get my coat!
Two pieces of road are in a bar having a bevvy when a rather stern long piece of pavement walks in; both pieces of road drink up immediatly and say to the barman ""Watch out mate ,he,s a psychopath !!
Child,s parents : Listen Peter,its about time we told you :Santa Claus is a myth
""Dont be silly mummy and daddy, everyone knows hes a mythter