Just for fun something different. will add a new one daily
On the First day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me
A patient with C.O.P.D!
12 days of Christmas (Medical Version) - Asthma Community ...
12 days of Christmas (Medical Version)
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On the Second day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D!
On the Third day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me
Three BiPAPs
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D!
On the Fourth day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me
Three BiPAPs
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D!
On the Fithth day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me
Five Wheezing Kiiiiids!!
Four overdosed
Three BiPAPs
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D!
On the Sixth day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me
Six ABG Kits
Five Wheezing Kiiiiids!!
Four overdosed
Three BiPAPs
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D!
On the Seventh day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me
Seven whiny drunkards
Six ABG Kits
Five Wheezing Kiiiiids!!
Four overdosed
Three BiPAPs
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D!
On the Eighth day of Christmas
The Doctors sent to me
Eight traches a-smoking
Seven whiny drunkards
Six ABG kits
Fiiiive Wheezy Kiiiiids
Four overdosed
Three BiPAPs
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D.
On the ninth day of Christmas
The Doctors sent to me
Nine peeps a nebbing
Eight traches a-smoking
Seven whiny drunkards
Six ABG kits
Fiiiive Wheezy Kiiiiids
Four overdosed
Three BiPAPs
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas
The Doctors sent to me
Twelve patients coding
Eleven burned-out nurses
Ten wards a-wheezing
Nine peeps a peeping
Eight traches a-smoking
Seven whiny drunkards
Six ABG kits
Fiiiive Wheezy Kiiiiids
Four overdosed
Three BiPAPs
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D!!!
Merry Christmas Everybody!
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