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12 days of Christmas (Medical Version)

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Just for fun something different. will add a new one daily

On the First day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me

A patient with C.O.P.D!

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On the Second day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me

Two vented men

And a patient with C.O.P.D!

On the Third day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me

Three BiPAPs

Two vented men

And a patient with C.O.P.D!

On the Fourth day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me

Three BiPAPs

Two vented men

And a patient with C.O.P.D!

On the Fithth day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me

Five Wheezing Kiiiiids!!

Four overdosed

Three BiPAPs

Two vented men

And a patient with C.O.P.D!

On the Sixth day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me

Six ABG Kits

Five Wheezing Kiiiiids!!

Four overdosed

Three BiPAPs

Two vented men

And a patient with C.O.P.D!

On the Seventh day of Christmas The Doctors sent to me

Seven whiny drunkards

Six ABG Kits

Five Wheezing Kiiiiids!!

Four overdosed

Three BiPAPs

Two vented men

And a patient with C.O.P.D!

On the Eighth day of Christmas

The Doctors sent to me

Eight traches a-smoking

Seven whiny drunkards

Six ABG kits

Fiiiive Wheezy Kiiiiids

Four overdosed

Three BiPAPs

Two vented men

And a patient with C.O.P.D.

On the ninth day of Christmas

The Doctors sent to me

Nine peeps a nebbing

Eight traches a-smoking

Seven whiny drunkards

Six ABG kits

Fiiiive Wheezy Kiiiiids

Four overdosed

Three BiPAPs

Two vented men

And a patient with C.O.P.D.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas

The Doctors sent to me

Twelve patients coding

Eleven burned-out nurses

Ten wards a-wheezing

Nine peeps a peeping

Eight traches a-smoking

Seven whiny drunkards

Six ABG kits

Fiiiive Wheezy Kiiiiids

Four overdosed

Three BiPAPs

Two vented men

And a patient with C.O.P.D!!!

Merry Christmas Everybody!

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