Seeing as Christmas Day is nearly here, I thought maybe we could all share what the weirdest present we have ever received! You know the feeling, you open your presents on Christmas morning and your great aunt Flo has bought you a woolly jumper (about 4 sizes too big!) Argh!
What about everyone else?
13 amp plug.
'Rights' to naming a star.
lacey nylon knickers three sizes too big!
I think Grandma realised she had bought her size instead of mine when I unwrapped them!
Cardigan at least two sizes too small from mother in law. Same year as she gave curling tongs to granddaughter with naturally curly hair.
A hedgehog on a stick - don't ask!
A boxset of a TV series which i hate, but the friend who gave it to me loves
Wonderfully special looking box of royal jelly beauty products. Trouble is, its from someone I don't see that often, but I know takes her time deciding what to give everyone to make sure the present suits. The box with different contents would be perfect - smell of honey catches the back of my throat.
Plus reminds me of the time I opened a new tube of the stuff for an itchy ankle and it basically exploded over me, my car and got in so many nooks and crannies around the steering wheel, I was digging it out for weeks.
A Divorce :D)))))))))))))))))) x
Rattles, that surely beats the clockwork granny and grandpa with zimmer frames that you wind up and race or boxes of chocolate reindeer poo. 
When I was 4, I got a knitted Noddy jumper, thing is, I had NEVER watched or been interested in Noddy! I was more a Thomas person
Christmas tips (from my mistakes!!) 🎄
Have you had a Christmas trigger?
Christmas cards!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Asthma Song Parodies: Christmas Edition 🎶 🎅🏻 🎄 🎁 
