In an idle moment today when I should have been working, I started putting together a playlist in my head of songs I could play to my lungs to calm them down (hey, music therapy has had some good press for brain injuries, why not lungs? ;))
So far I only have three possibilities:
Ain't Misbehavin' (Fats Waller/Andy Razaf) Actually the lyrics sound more like what asthma can do to your social life
Every Breath You Take - The Police
California Dreamin' - The Mamas and the Papas (nice warm place to sort out lungs)
Please help me expand this list - I think we could all do with it
NB Can also have a 'banned' list: no.1, Breathless - The Corrs