With apologies to Burl Ives: (A Little Bitty Tear...)
"Another bout of Afib let me down,
Spoiled my act as a clown.
I had it made up not to make a frown,
But another bout of Afib let me down!"🥺
“Oh, Say Can You Sing?”
Scammers’ phone calls ringing
An angry bee painfully stinging
A monitor’s persistent dinging
An elbow’s funny bone tingling
An enemy on radar pinging
a leech hungrily clinging
Even Afib arrhythmia bringing
Do not bring me more irritation
Than a pop star’s awful singing
Of the anthem of our nation!
Fibnum