Mau's Raggy Angel I'm Maus Raggy Angel and I sat on last years tree
25 years I've been there and now she's had enough of me
She said my frocks all scruffy and my hair is going thin
And just because I'm old now she's going to chuck me in the bin
She's made another Angel to take the place of me
With golden haired extensions and a pout for all to see
Boobys made from silicone and lashes stuck with glue
Well listen close New Angel cos this is what I'll do
I've had a word with Holly and Ivy said she'll help
So hold on tight New Angel because I'm going to shove you off my shelf .
Nerja
Happy Christmas to you all π