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This Year's Daft Christmas Poem that I wrote thought you might like it.

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Mau's Raggy Angel I'm Maus Raggy Angel and I sat on last years tree

25 years I've been there and now she's had enough of me

She said my frocks all scruffy and my hair is going thin

And just because I'm old now she's going to chuck me in the bin

She's made another Angel to take the place of me

With golden haired extensions and a pout for all to see

Boobys made from silicone and lashes stuck with glue

Well listen close New Angel cos this is what I'll do

I've had a word with Holly and Ivy said she'll help

So hold on tight New Angel because I'm going to shove you off my shelf .

Nerja

Happy Christmas to you all πŸŽ„

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Hennerton

I love it. it. Definitely made me smile. I have some of those ragged angels myself.

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Nerja2012 in reply to Hennerton

I made my 25yrs ago so it's definitely Raggy πŸ˜‚

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jeanjeannie50

Love your poem. I used to call the angel on my tree 'the bearded one' as that's what she looked like with white fluff around her neck that reached her chin.

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Nerja2012 in reply to jeanjeannie50

Love it Jean 🀣 .

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Rainfern

A fun poem, in the spirit of Pam Aires! I do hope the old angel is given a nice retirement spot in the decoration box!

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Nerja2012 in reply to Rainfern

No , she won't have it Rainfern I've had the glue gun out and stuck her back together 🀣

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Rainfern in reply to Nerja2012

A bossy lot these old angels! πŸ˜‡πŸ€£

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