Has anyone got any tips on how best to wash and iron toilet paper? 🤨
A bit off topic.......: Has anyone got any... - AF Association
Thanks for that. I needed a laugh this morning when one of the first things I hear is that on the 1 hour opening for NHS staff at Tesco there was a free for all with people knocking Tesco staff off their feet to get in. What do we have to do? Get armed guards outside all supermarkets. Are twonks going to start going to the supermarkets armed with knives etc? Maybe we should all just cough to make others keep their "social distance"? Only a total lockdown is going to work now. I hope someone on Twitter has already mentioned this to Bonking Boris so that he can be reactive and do this soon.
I am amazed at how selfish, and thoughtless people are. They just don't realise people are trying to help NHS staff and keyworkers for the benefit of the health of the nation. Goodness knows they are overworked already but now they are overworked tired and firightened that because they don't have sufficient protective clothing they will catch Covid19, they can't even shop for good food. Makes me so cross.
Here's the solution my friend.
Spray the used paper with dry shampoo and then shake off. A little staining may be left but that won't affect the absorbency when next time used. Pin on the washing line to air, ignoring the sneers of the neighbours who don't know this trick.
The beauty of this is you could save up to £2 per person a week. Now at one time you could have saved this towards a holiday, but I'm afraid the possibility of that treat has gone at the moment. However, if used to buy the dry shampoo you should break even.
Oh this is ridiculous the whole lot of you are making me laugh (and cough) too hard!
So I suppose, FlapJack that it IS all your fault now!
Flapjack take a bow!
As Buttcoin is the new currency my son has decided to save it. He now uses a leaf and a stick.
Buttcoin comes in denominations: truckload, (buttcoin millionaire), pallet, (profiteer), various pack size, roll, sheet.
If you're buttcoin poor the sheet isn’t worth it. It's Spring, the leaves aren’t all out yet, now's the time to become a leaf millionaire.
Health and Safety advice:
Only use leaves from deciduous trees.
I do not recommend the stick and leaf method if you are dyspraxic.
Here in the States we have a plant that is called, "Natures Toilet Paper" we have several in our front yard. They, being very prolific, have huge leaves, and have small bumps on it, but they are incredibly soft! Last year, I almost pulled them out of the ground. Glad I didnt, just in case........ Mullein Leaves as “nature’s toilet paper” because they feel like they were made for butt wiping! They’re soft and woolly in texture but also large and water absorbent! You can find this type of leaf almost everywhere.
ENJOY THE GO.
😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂can’t speak for laughing thanks so much for making me smile.was explaining to my grandson on the phone that we used to cut newspaper up into squares when we were little which hung from string in the outside loo. He couldn’t believe it. How times change......... we WILL get through this🙏🏻love to all Ursula xx