I see the next step in the coronaviris saga is for those of us who are elderly/vulnerable to isolate ourselves and our families are advised to visit us before this happens 😷 ☠️
Having lived the early part of my life on an African farm with a longdrop toilet I am able to help those of you who, like me, have found the supermarket shelves empty of loo roll.
1 Take a publication printed on poor quality paper - we used the Farmers' Weekly but not available nowadays unfortunately.
2 Cut into largeish squares.
3 Stack together and make a small hole in one corner.
4 Thread a piece of string through the hole and form a loop.
5 Bang nail in wall near toilet.
6 Hang paper on nail.
I hope that explanation was not too technical for you and that you find it useful 😋