Christmas AF Poem - add your own verse

[jeanjeannie50]

Please add your own verse.

A variation on Jingle Bells please add your own verse(s). Sorry know I should have waited until next week but just couldn't.

Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh,

All in sinus rhythm and laughing all the way.

Bells on Bobs sleigh ring, a wee dram makes him bright.

What fun it is as Ian skis by checking we're all right!

Tibetan bells, Tibetan bells Grandma plays today.

Oh what calm she brings to us in a caring peaceful way.

Tibetan bells, Tibetan bells jingle all the way.

Oh what fun to be so well on a snowy Christmas day!

Jean x

[BobD Volunteer]

Jean jean writes verse

Although she is no nurse.

Rosy has a glow,

despite the falling snow.

Flapjack is no slouch

for sitting on the couch

Oh what fun it is to see young Carol with her pouch.

oh etc

(no I don;t know what it means either but it scans

Bob

[Hidden in reply to BobD]

Blimey......I've been mentioned in dispatches!!....here's hoping everyone has a wonderful Christmas and, of course, a healthy and peaceful 2015. A big thank you to Bob, Ian and RosyG for their help this year, and everyone who has helped me and others using the Forum......best wishes, John

[Hidden in reply to BobD]

Ouch!!!!

[Vony]

Hahaha. Brilliant! Have a very Sinus Christmas

[Kimmieblue]

I love this.....well done Bob too.

[Therealsue]

Fantastic!

[sann]

Crikey Bob you better get on Britains Got Talent!!! Merry Christmas

[sann]

My My we have a lot of talent on here you better join Bob on B G T, keep going folks we can have a show if our own here. Lol

[Hidden]

Yep BGT here you and Bob come! Thanks for the chuckle

[jeanjeannie50]

Come on someone else add a verse please. With hindsight perhaps we shouldn't use forum members names in case we accidentally cause offence. My fault, sorry.

Jean x

[Rellim296 in reply to jeanjeannie50]

I’ve got some flecainide. I’ve put it on one side,

I’ll take a bit if things go wrong - AF then won’t last long!

It has to just behave, while we all have a rave

Sinus rhythm, that's the thing, for happiness to bring

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells,

Festive greetings, all

This forum brightens up our day:

Of sunshine it’s a ray, hey

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Take care, try not to fall,

If too much trifle comes your way,

You’d better take that sleigh

[jeanjeannie50 in reply to Rellim296]

Brilliant. Thank you.

[GolfMyrtleBeach in reply to Rellim296]

Great Job!!

[GolfMyrtleBeach]

Here's one

"Just siting on the couch - I forget and slouch

Vagus nerve reacts - I'm in A-fib, Ouch!

Try cure # 1 - Drink OJ till its done

Potassium kicks in - and I'm NSR again!!

Jingle Bells - Afib's hell - It stokes my wildest fears

Holter monitors, ablations, drugs - It's been going on 10 years

So I read this forum - To learn the norms

You're insights have been great

Happy Holidays to you all - Before it is too late!!!....lol

[jeanjeannie50 in reply to GolfMyrtleBeach]

Love it! Well done.

[dedeottie]

My mind is a complete blank but we'll done the rest of you. Maybe I will be inspired later.x

[jan-ran]

What a festive but topical giggle. Thank you all for having a go, I'm not good at rhymes. But I appreciate your efforts. Happy Christmas everyone.

JanR

[heatherblether]

Dashing through the door, on my way to play

Pick up key from floor, heart goes way hey hey

Alarm bells star to ring, chest feels rather tight

Rhythm goes ding ding , oh no another scary night

[jeanjeannie50 in reply to heatherblether]

Great and so appropriate.

[Hidden]

Hi Jean,

The whole thread is really very very entertaining,creative and festive but like Dedeottie my brain is temporarily out of action...CX

[SRMGrandma Volunteer]

Jeanie, you rock! I'll get back to you with a verse once I think of one!!! You're the best!

[SRMGrandma Volunteer]

Well, this isn't a whole verse, but here's a chorus...

Take a walk, get your rest, put that cookie down!

That way you'll be NSR when Santa comes to town!

[jeanjeannie50 in reply to SRMGrandma]

Wise words. I was quite pleased with myself re the lines I thought up for you in my poem. X

[SRMGrandma Volunteer in reply to jeanjeannie50]

As was I Very clever. I could not have thought all that up if you had promised me a million dollars!

[frenchgoose]

Well done all of you...lovely talented folk you are! I hope you all have NSR Christmas and peaceful New Year...and thank you all for your postings and support this year.

AnnX

[davegm]

Ablation a success?

Try not to second guess

Feeling pretty well

Only time will tell

Remember golden rule

Do not be a fool

Do not hesitate

ANTI CO AGULATE

Thanks for the support

From everyone who's here

Happy Christmas to you all

And AF free New Year

HUMBUG!! The last verse doesn't scan

[jeanjeannie50]

Your verses were spot on.

[Mrspat]

Full of Xarelto glee

No INR for me

I'll eat my sprouts and what I like

Now I'm Warfarin free!

Oh! Rattle pills

Doctor fills

Our tummies full of meds

All we want is a quiet heart

As we lie in our beds!

[jeanjeannie50 in reply to Mrspat]

Hmm, like the poem and the message it contains which gives me a lot to think about. Great stuff.