Hope Y'all Appreciate an Occasional Bit of Humor?

[E2-Guy]

Anyway, this has nothing to do with PCa, but I thought it was funny!

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had all the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old and I will not disrespect my grandfathers by changing my name...Never!"

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for many years, and I can assure you, you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will have to change your name or I will not be able to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not be dong business together," the guy said and he left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck! Who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the enclosed letter...

"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood and you told me that I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said and I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice!

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke

[lewicki]

Funny.

[roslynlady in reply to lewicki]

Thanks for a really good chuckle. I needed that!😊

[jjdevin]

I feel like I should have guessed that ending but I didn't. Good one Ron.BTW. I got my Oestrogel today. I'm going to wait to start taking it because I just got my Firmagon injections 4 days ago (very little side effects but sore injection sites). Do you take 1.25 or 2.5 mgs? I still have my prostate intact so maybe I should take more? Thanks again Ron.

[E2-Guy in reply to jjdevin]

I have been applying 1.5 mg doses twice daily, but I'm cutting down a little to see what happens...about two 1 mg applications. My PSAs have all been undetectable for over 3½ years. Since you have had the jabs, the E2 won't lower your PSA, but should help with side effect such as bone density loss and hot flashes.

[jjdevin in reply to E2-Guy]

Thanks again Ron. It will also mean I don't have to get the injection every 30 days and save me quite a bit of money. I also read that estradiol works against PRPC. I think Firmagon may also though? I am already tired of thinking about all of this. You have been very helpful.

[Ramp7]

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[Hidden]

Outstanding, I wasn't sure where this was going, given today's climate, but very entertaining. Thank you

[j-o-h-n]

Dick Assman? a/k/a Assman the Gasman

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 05/10/2022 7:39 PM DST