Last night when I entered our condo gym (I normally go in late since few people are ever there), my eyes feasted upon this hot chick who was obviously a fitness guru. I smiled and said hi to her to which she politely replied. In my eagerness to converse with her, I thought about asking her if she had ever heard the 1979 Bellamy Brothers’ song, “If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?”; however, that may not have gone over too well and I could have gotten my ass kicked! Especially since she was less than half my age and wasn’t even born yet back then. Before I put my foot into my mouth, I regained my composure and recalled a cute joke that someone had sent me a few years ago.
This old dude (about my age) was checking out this sweet young thing who had just walked into the gym. He asked the trainer who was standing next to him, “What machine do you think I should use that might impress that young lady over there”? The trainer looked at him and said, “Perhaps the ATM in the lobby.”
Just tell me if my corny jokes don’t belong on this forum and I will cease?
QOL Arm wrestling
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