Another corny joke

[E2-Guy]

So this dude takes his wife to see her gynecologist for a checkup and after the doc finishes examining her she asks him if he would mind looking at her husband. The doc asks her what the problem is? She tells him that she thinks he has flying crabs. The doc tells her that he doesn't normally see men; however, he will make an exception and look a him. So she goes out to the waiting room and brings her hubby in to see the doc. He drops his pants and the doc looks at him and replies, "They're not crabs, they are fruit flies, most likely due to a dead banana."

[Cisco99]

Still ...

[Hidden]

Ouch! ronron . A broken banana ain’t no joke . Who can’t relate to that one? Good news . She got a job at Thai chai restaurant within walking distance from home . They all love her and she loves it there . She will be part of the tribe soon . All is good here . Peace Dear Sir ..

[E2-Guy in reply to Hidden]

She will be speaking Thai soon...just in time for your visit to Thailand! สวัสดีครับ (Sawatdee Khrap).

"A broken banana ain't no" big deal...functional ones commonly cause lots of trouble! Just ask Clinton, Trump, Weinstein, Polanski, Woody Allen, Penn, Cosby, Kelly, Sheen, Tyson, Dr. Luke, and the endless list of sex offenders.

[Hidden in reply to E2-Guy]

I tell her the same . One lady just went back to Bancock and owns a hotel there and says come visit . Ah ,at least we were never part of that sexual predator mess. That Epstein was praying on kids he and prince for decades .. sleeze balls for sure . Happy holidays RonRon . I will contact you in the new year. Our dream is to visit you soon . Take care brother . ..🌵

[j-o-h-n in reply to Hidden]

Beware, if she starts drinking Mekhong Spirit of Thailand, she'll say that she "Thai one on"...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 12/04/2019 6:56 PM EST

[Hidden in reply to j-o-h-n]

She’s working with some nice Thai chicks . They love each other already . We ‘re into the Thai culture of this one horse town . There are at six Thai restaurants and a community . Nice people indeed. The Thai girls like to drink . We’re having them all over for a Christmas party.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Hidden]

You said ICE = Immigration and Customs Enforcement, make sure they all have their green cards....👀 or you'll be only one at your Christmas party...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 12/04/2019 7:04 PM EST

[Hidden in reply to j-o-h-n]

Com on man . Az is full of Latinas many undocumented but none I’d assume are Thai . THey don’t walk in from Mexico . My opinion as a border dweller most of my life is we are all human. Ice and the rest should be abolished

[j-o-h-n in reply to Hidden]

"She’s working with some ice Thai chicks ."

Sorry you meant nice Thai chicks.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 12/04/2019 7:14 PM EST

[Hidden in reply to j-o-h-n]

Sorry ,NICE is what I meant .

[j-o-h-n in reply to Hidden]

Ok then, only two point penalty....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 12/04/2019 7:38 PM EST

[j-o-h-n]

Not only is mine dead it's a Chiquita mini....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 12/04/2019 6:51 PM EST

[lewicki in reply to j-o-h-n]

LOL

[j-o-h-n in reply to lewicki]

From 12/04/2019??? (it's a collector's item now)...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 07/30/2020 6:02 PM EST

[Hidden]

Mine is up all night while my sweet wife is sound asleep . Someday I pray that she comes to my side . A piss hard -on six times a night followed by a night sweat session . Not the picture of romance .

[Boywonder56]

Good one....ive been on lupron for 3 yrs so my ol lady has swatted a few