The best thing about going to heaven

[Cisco99]

you probably never have

to pray again

[tango65]

No so sure, they may charge rent. Happy Holidays!!

[whatsinaname]

Yeah, possibly one does not have to pray again.

But, I am sure, one will be BORED TO DEATH in Heaven. All the excitement is in Hell

Now, how can one die when one is already dead ?? I wouldn't know.

Ask the born again, dead again people. They claim to know the score

Live after death and all

[Danielgreer]

I think in heaven you can talk directly to the big guy!

[Cisco99 in reply to Danielgreer]

Andre the Giant?

[whatsinaname in reply to Cisco99]

Andre the Giant ??? Good one

[j-o-h-n]

Free valet parking.........

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 12/25/2019 11:03 AM EST

[monte1111]

Free valet parking.......provided by Sir j-o-h-n the Giant Killer.

[addicted2cycling]

Bowling 300 every game = boring

Hole in ONE every time even on par 5 = boring

Making every 3 pointer = boring

Always reeling in "The Big One" = boring

1st spouse that you divorced waiting there at the Pearly Gates when number 2 was more fun = Trouble in Paradise ;0)

[Cisco99 in reply to addicted2cycling]

Boring except for that last one

[gleason9guy]

You'll have to try the buffet though. Open 24-7 and EVERYTHING tastes delicious!

[Cisco99 in reply to gleason9guy]

And if you eat too much, spend a few minutes in Purgatory.