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Hi j-o-h-n,

How do you feel, I hope good and good humor does not leave you. I have had a very strange dream lately: I heard the phone ringing, picked up the phone and heard a question in English with Russian accent: Is Mr "Donits"- yes, I am Donits. - My name is Putin and I have a new medicine for you that will completely cure prostate cancer. - How do you know I have prostate cancer? -Dear Mr Donits we know everything! - What drug is this and has it been tested and what are the results? - Of course Mr. Donits, it was tested in our secret laboratories from 2016, with good results, we cured all patients. - Mr Putin, why there is no mention of this drug on the internet? - The drug is not yet patented and that is why we keep the matter secret. But to confuse our opponents and competitors, we have officially announced that this is our new Ebola vaccine, because the drug also works effectively against this disease. We know that you patients take various weird medicines that are intended for pigs, dogs, cats... you take various vaccines for malaria, cholera.. the results are very uncertain but our new medicine is very effective and safe. -OK Mr Putin, I`ll think about it and call you. - OK Mr Donits, we will come back to the matter.

In the morning after waking up I immediately ran to my computer and typed in Google: " Putin says Russia has highly effective Ebola vaccine"...

J-o-h-n, what do you think about this Russian vaccine? Is this our new hope?

Do you still take Fenbendazole and what results do you have? Your psa now?

I wish you good health, good humor and good luck.

Donits

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Donits...Putin did it...Putin made us dream...Putin made us blink...Putin made us poo and pee...Putin gave us prostate cancer....Its all Putin's fault.. he raised our PSA.. Is it to divert attention of Americans from REAL issues .....Power of fake media.....!! Putin now started coming in our dreams.....Putin phobia... Can we now talk about PCA treatments and how we can extend our life....Our life is precious. .whatever is left of it. .not worth obsessing about Vlad....the rod. I would love to dream about cure for PCA....not PUT--IN.

BTW..your dream and the post is hilarious and entertaining !

Don't take it if it's Polonium-210.

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No...its Putinolium213...

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Hi Gregg57 and LearnAll,

Thank you very much for your information. I think Putonolium213 is the new, more effective drug. Like Polonium- 210, it kills all cancers, viruses, bacteria, all other diseases and also kills the patient. However, it is much better, because it is completely UNDETECTABLE ;-)

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What you don't realize is that our J-o-h-n is aka Putin and he is messin with you.🍸🍸🤠

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A Russian song for all you non believers:

Pizzonya, Pizzonya, Pizzonya,

in Russian that means "I Love You"....

If I had my way....

I'd Pizzonya all day....

Pizzonya, Pizzonya, Pizzonya.

Vodka on the house for everybody...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 11/17/2019 10:10 PM EST

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