Simplified urine test for old guys!

[E2-Guy]

Go outside and pee in the garden.

*If ants gather:- diabetes.*

*If you pee on your feet:- prostate.*

*if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.*

*if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.*

*if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer*

[rogerwegner]

Since my PCA journey began I have had to urinate while sitting down just to avoid getting my feet wet

[RyderLake2]

Very funny! I forwarded this to a few of my older buddies.

[hansjd]

Love it!

[Lettuce231]

Hi Ron, very funny 😆, but you are assuming that the penis is still long enough to leave outside your pants 🤔.

Phil

[E2-Guy in reply to Lettuce231]

With a good erection, it is possible to leave most of my one inch sticking out of tight jockey shorts!

[Dalipup]

Oh goodness. Thank you for the laugh this morning😆

[Princeps]

HAHAHAHA

Very funny!

Thank you for my chuckle of the day!!!

[larry_dammit]

Don’t get in the way of a old man needing to pee. He will pee in your pocket 🤪🤪

[Seebs9]

I take half a viagra so I don't pee on my shoes

[bw1963]

Love it!

[monte1111]

That is just great! I will try that test in just a little while. I wish I didn't wear sandals. Enjoy.

[j-o-h-n]

I don't have a garden,,, does peeing on the sidewalk count?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Monday 10/21/2019 6:53 PM DST

[E2-Guy in reply to j-o-h-n]

John, It depends on where you live...I'm sure it's permissible in San Francisco!

[j-o-h-n in reply to E2-Guy]

😊😊😊

I left my pee in San francisco 🎵🎵🎵

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 10/22/2019 5:52 PM DST

[rocket09]

Hahahaha!