I was just watching a re-run of Dinnerladies written by Victoria Wood, as I have my morning coffee.
Julie Walter's character came out with a classic quote: "that's the fantastic thing about the NHS, you can slip freely into a coma for as long as you want, without worrying about running up a big bill!"
So go for it folks, Myxodaema coma here we come - it's free at the point of delivery ...... Should we assume Victoria has first hand experience of the "your bloods are normal" saga??????