Once us a time there was a fair(ish) maiden (middle aged woman) whose legs had been bewitched. This meant that every night her legs twitched and jangled so much that she could not get any sleep.
She traveled the land searching for a cure but to no avail.
Many healers gave her lotions and potions but nothing worked. Indeed some of them actually made things worse. Then, one day, she was lucky enough to see her fairy godmother (nurse practitioner) who said that this couldn’t go on any longer and made her an appointment to see the grand wizard (the head of department ) himself (think Dumbledore).!
The day finally arrived and she went along praying for a cure.
But when she got there there was no sign of the grand wizard and she was heartily disappointed. Apparently he had been call away to an emergency.
So she had to see one of his minions who was very nice but she really needed to see the grand wizard himself.
Thankfully her fairy godmother came and asked if I minded her sitting in.
She was able to tell the minion just how desperate the maiden was to get some rest and after a while the minion then went to consult the Oracle who had finally made it back to the department.
He gave her some magic beans (co-careldopa 12.5mg/50mg and co-beneldopa 25mg/100mg modified release) and told her to take them before bedtime each night.
The first two nights were amazing - over six hours sleep each and the maiden started to feel almost normal for the first time in a long time but then the third night somehow her legs became bewitched again and sleep left her. Night after night she fell back into the sleepless haze she thought had left her forever.
Since then she has had one night of 4 hours sleep but now she has returned to the zombie-like existence like before.
Seems the beans weren’t magic after all 🧟♀️