A good-looking lady has some sharp pain in her abdomen. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
She replies, "That's sweet doc, but I came here to get medical help."
:-) She's so vain: A good-looking lady... - Positive Wellbein...
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:-) She's so vain
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Being really old, I am sure I have come across that joke with marginally different words!
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Wow, you must have an amazing memory !!! (OR, you are just pretending to be really old. Are you over 16 ? If not, I'd have to report you!). // I did change some words before posting as I thought making a blonde joke would probably be politically incorrect. Don't want to get banned again. // Who wrote the joke ... I wonder. It wasn't me (there comes my disclaimer. No plaigerism), honest. :-X better shut up before I get arrested. Ramble ramble ...
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I'm in my 85th year, 1932 vintage AND I have an astonishing memory!
Wow ... wow ... and wow ... astonishing indeed ... and so not a technophobe ... IF ... you are really really 85 with such a sharp mind. I reckon you are just a 15 year old putting on a white wig ... You can't fool us kiddo ...
Copdme, I have just found out that PMRPete is not really that old. Just read about Dick Van Dyke on wiki, he was born in 1925 !!! PMRPete is just a baby really.
PMRPete just has an impressive memory, not trying to impress anyone. // If PMRPete is a baby, you are not born yet.
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