:-) Bob Hope quotes

* 'A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.'

* 'Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!'

* 'You can always tell when a man's well-informed. His views are pretty much like yours.'

'* I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.'

* 'Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.'

* 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'