A little light humour

Paddy and Murphy were talking one afternoon when Paddy tells Murphy,

"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation.

Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Molly got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Molly got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darn me, if Molly didn't get pregnant again."

Murphy asks Paddy, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Paddy says, "This year I'm taking Molly with me."

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  • funny, iam coming up to Arbroath next week to work for a couple of weeks fancy a beer?

    Al

  • Too right Al. Wednesday I get my annual MOT for PD but otherwise I think I'm free. I look forward to meeting you. Give me a bell and we can arrange something, Cheers,

    Drew

  • NB

  • Fine when ever

  • LMAO :-D

  • any developments?

  • I'm on facebook at the mo for reply

  • Funny.

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