RA and clothes are a heady mix and don't always have a successful relationship.
* Firstly, the knickers. When your joints refuse to bend, these pose a very big problem. Solution - go commando.
* The bra. For God's sake! What muppet invented this? It's hard enough to navigate at the best of times without sausage fingers. Solution - burn it.
* The socks. Totally impossible to get on with sausage fingers. Solution - borrow your mans oldest pair - the ones that are 20 sizes too big and slowly unravelling in the bottom drawer.
* The rest. Total waste of time bothering. It just ain't gonna happen. Solution - invest in Wallace and Grommits automatic dressing machine. Or if unobtainable, join a nudist colony.
Samcat