OK here is one for you...........................
A wise old man in his 80s who had never smoked in his life saw me smoking a ciggie a couple of years ago (i remember it well because i was working at Peter Andraus house in Cyprus and this old man owned the building company that built his house) and came up to me smiling with a big grin on his face and said.............."Young man if you bought yourself a £150000 farrari sports car that ran on petrol", i then said yes he then said "would you run that car on diesel" i then said dont be stupid it would most probably wreck the engine and engines for them are not cheap !!!!!!!! he looked at me and nodded and just looked at my ciggie and said "well at least you can buy a new engine but you only get one body"
He just kept smiling and walked away..................:D:D:D