I'm setting up shop in a special room today. I have not smoked for 28 days, 9 hours, and 38 minutes.
That means I've completed four weeks without a puff, but still have the better part of 3 days to wait until I can enter Month 2. I can moan about it all I want, but that won't change the facts.
So I'm setting up this room. C'mon in and join me if you're eligible, or just visit if you're not. There's plenty of bottled water; the background music is a lovely jazzy collection, and there are large windows perfect for gazing out at the beautiful views of a forest and meadow. Birds are chirping, bees are buzzing, and you can even catch a glimpse of a March hare now and then if you're lucky.
Want to read? That whole wall is filled with books - the classics and the best of today.
Hungry? Over there's a kitchen and pantry, and if you can't find what you're looking for in there, it doesn't exist.
I've furnished the room with plush chairs, overstuffed sofas, and even a hammock over in that corner. Did someone ask about recessed lighting? Yep, got that.
In fact, pretty much everything you might imagine is here - except ashtrays. Ain't got none of those - 'cause I don't need 'em anymore!
So c'mon in, set a spell, have a glass of iced tea or a mint julep, and help me enjoy the three long days until I can pack my bag and wander over to the Month 2 room.