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just remember i did warn you lol.

having a dreadful day and after trawling sites found this and it made me chuckle.

What Happens To Your Body If You Stop Smoking Right Now (ALTERNATE VERSION)

•In 20 minutes your nicotine levels have dropped enough that you begin to want a smoke...

•In 8 hours the craving is driving you nuts and smoking is the only thing you can think about...

•In 48 hours all nicotine has left your body and you start to shake...

•In 72 hours your tolerance for bullshit has dropped significantly and your co-workers have noticed a slight change in your personality...

•In 2 weeks your friends, family and coworkers now call you "Mr. A**hole" or "Miss Bitch" and are begging you to start smoking again...

•In three to nine months the trial will be over after you kill the last person who asks you "How goes the no smoking?"...

•In 1 year your jail-house 'protection' costs you 1 pack of cigarettes a day (how ironic)...

•In 5 years you are being sold in prison for 2 packs of cigarettes (again, how ironic), but your prison tattoos look fantastic...

•In 10 years you've now developed a jail-house heroin habit...

•In 15 years the justice system labels you as unredeemable and commutes your 25 year sentence to life. But on the bright side, you've kicked your heroin habit and to help with the withdrawal symptoms, you've started smoking again (how very ironic)...

more realistic than the original me thinks pmsl.

28 days smoke free and no-one dead YET!!

good luck all

jenni

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This is good

This is so funny i want to print it and send a copy to my family. we all stopped smoking mother 9 months me 26 days and my sister 9 days. We are going big.

This post is very good and i was laughinng my ass off at this please find more

lol:D

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I LOVE this - particularly the 72 hour stage - I seem to be stuck on that one!:p

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titter

you sick and twisted peeps lol only joking i thought it was hilarios but didnt know how others would take it tee hee.

keep going guys never quit quitting

jenni

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