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The fish


Ok, so I'm fed up of complaining.....I hope this can cheer up a few people!

A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says Whoa, look

at the size of that f*cker!"

"Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father,but

that's what this fish is called - it's a F*cker fish"

Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes The fish

back to church.

"Look at this huge f*cker" says the priest, spotting the bishop.

"Language, please! this is God's house," replies the bishop.

"No, no - that's what this fish is called, " says the priest.

"Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that f*cker And we

could have it for dinner".

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother


"Could you cook this f*cker for dinner tonight?" he asks her.

"My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked.

"No, sister that's what the fish is called - a f*cker, " says the bishop.

Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, "wonderful, I'll

cook that f*cker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!"

The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.

"Well, I caught the f*cker!" says the priest.

"And I cleaned the f*cker!" says the bishop.

"And I cooked the f*cker!" says the mother


The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back On his

chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, Pours himself a

whiskey and says " You know what?, You c*nts are alright."

3 Replies

Never heard this one before, haha, very funny :D:D

Haha....that halarious...:D

thanks for the f******g joke it brought a bit of lite releif into my 22nd day which is the most boring day iv ever had in my life the novelty has worn off iv got loads of angry emotions going on maybe i'll write in ajjounal


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