Sitting here on nightshift and just realised I'm into day 5 (yippeee. All hail Wrigley's chewing gum & Chupa Chups lollipops).
Couple of questions:-
1) After how long can you claim that you are a non-smoker?
2) While doing a patrol at work tonight, 1 of the local numptys asked a stranger for a tab, the stranger replied "Sorry, I don't smoke".
What was he "sorry" for?:confused: