I'm feeling quite down today!
Not sure if it's missing smoking or just a pants day at work but not feeling on top of the world today.
Does anyone have any funny jokes they'd like to share to cheer me up, please
I'm feeling quite down today!
Not sure if it's missing smoking or just a pants day at work but not feeling on top of the world today.
Does anyone have any funny jokes they'd like to share to cheer me up, please
Hi becks,
Sorry you are feeling pants, me too
No good at telling jokes. Read Davofgy threads, he posts jokes everyday
Hope you feel better soon
Gaynor x
Hi Becks
Sorry you're feeling low - here's a joke for you
What do you cal the useless bit of skin at the end of a willy?
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a man
Makes me smile everytime
Hi Becks
sorry your feeling down hope this helps .............
A women standing na ked looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"i look horrible,fat and ugly, pay me a compliment darling".
Her husband replies "your eyesights spot on love".
......... i'll get me coat ................
Hi Becks
sorry your feeling down hope this helps .............
A women standing na ked looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"i look horrible,fat and ugly, pay me a compliment darling".
Her husband replies "your eyesights spot on love".
......... i'll get me coat ................
clear off
here's another
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
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Divorce him. haha
and finally cos I've run out now
A traveling saleswoman is driving toward home in Arizona when she sees an Indian woman hitchhiking. She stops the car and the Indian woman gets in. After a bit of small talk, the Indian woman notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in the bag?", she asks. "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband". The Indian woman is silent for a while, then nods and says,
"you made a good trade".
Boom Boom
Hope you're feeling better
Brilliant!!
Thanks guys!! Those made me smile!
Thanks Pookie, I laughed out loud!
Bradders, your coat is on the back of the door. (But thanks for trying!) x :rolleyes:
Gaynor,
I've just looked up Davofgy posts. Comic genius and I've only read the first two.
I think certainly they will cheer me up however I can't see much work getting done now!! :eek:
Thanks. I knew this forum would get me through. Feeling much brighter!! Thanks for being there!
Becks xx
ok last one before i insult someone ..
Paddy and his wife were discussing their s ex life when he suggests trying the wheelbarrow position.
She said ok on two conditions first if it hurts we stop right away and second we don't go past my mums :D
....putting coat on and leaving as you read ................
Hi becks
ooooo i missed the jokes lol hahaha
heres one....
why do married woman weigh more then single woman?
single woman come home look whats in the fridge & go to bed
married woman come home look whats in bed & go to the fridge