oh shucks........alright then since you insist-but you have to chip in-you have speedos all over the floor, which incidently i tripped over and went arse over tit in the pool!!!!!!!
let me get changed outta my itsy bitsy polka dot bikini and i will tidy the penthouse up for our wonderful...........
LINDA SPICER............YIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE PARTY TIME XXXXXX
OK OK I'm coming in a minute just finish this coffee first though alright
Arghhhhhhhhhhhh who's is all this dirty washing laying around it's men's things so is it your's Stuart, Nics or who's well I'm not doing them smelly socks SO THERE
*stamps feet furiously *
Humph I'll make a start on the pots but be warned any with mildew on will go in the bin this kitchen is a disgrace arghhhhhhhhhhhh and what is that in the corner there by the cooker ?????????????????
Reckon it'll take till Monday to get this sorted out ready for Linda's arrival and I only just got here so I didn't make the mess anyway
*wanders off cup in hand grumbling to get the cleaning things*
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