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Pretty sure this is going to be my new one! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Last one was flippin car insurance company. I don't have a car 😐 I would block them, they charge the number. I would hit the take off the call list... And still they called and left voicemail.. I hate voicemail!! 😳😐

So they called again.. I got a person on the line,☺️ she goes in to this whole thing about insurance... Blah blah blah... All I need is the vin number... I'm like... you have it... Her.. no? Me... Yes you do, you have my car, so you have the vin.. her... Umm, me... You need to give me back my car!

Click πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ They never called back!


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🀣 I will have to try that one!


I've answered those calls with "This call is being recorded & will be sent to the FBI for further investigation".... click.


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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply to hairbrain4

OMG I love it!πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€—πŸ’•πŸŒ 

i like the idea of pretending that you don't realize someone is on the line and say about the blood everywhere ....ahhahahahahhahaha...great idea...

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ it's done but there's blood everywhere. love it

Whispering I say so much blood bring shovels fast.

I got a scam call at work...back before covid...I was expecting a call for a conference call with 4 other people sitting around my desk. The phone rang and I said my name and started to tell the person on the other side that I had the speaker phone on. I got cut off by a man demanding that I get the business owner on the phone immediately because he was from the IRS and the business was going to be confiscated. I just looked at everyone around my desk. The lot of us were trying really hard to not bust out laughing. I told the guy that he had just called the United States Navy. His response "Ummm....ummm....ummm..." We then heard the click from him hanging up on us. All of us, along with people in neighboring cubicles busted out laughing.

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply to Peruzzot


great idea! i might have to tell my gran about it. she keeps getting calls about her internet provider, and she doesn't own a computer!πŸ˜€

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply to BlanketTime1

Tell her to say... This call costs 15.00 a min. Your CC number please? β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ€£ That works well for me also! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ€—πŸ’•πŸŒ 

I get the calls about my car warranty ALL THE TIME! I haven't owned a vehicle in 4 years!

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply to wolfmom21fl

I don't get them anymore πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ wolfmom21fl ! πŸ€—πŸ’•πŸŒ 

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BlanketTime1 in reply to Jesmcd2

Jesmcd2 i bet you don't get them anymore with the charge! i'm going to tell her about it the next time we talk!🀣🀣

That's hilarious!:D

My brother has asked the sale calls if they want to hear a drum solo.They always say yes. which makes me question their sanity as they are still on the line when he gets done.

Love it!


i heard a great idea,you answer the phone, congratulations your the 1st caller go ahead

Yes I'm a little macabre but I answer unknown calls "County morgue. How may I direct your call?"

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply to nicolette527

I love it!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€—πŸ’•πŸŒ 

Sometimes when I get a telemarketing call I'll tell them that they have called Walmart and we don't take those kind of calls. And then they probably put my number on some kind of do not call list.

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply to Humbrd

That's a good one!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€—πŸ’•πŸŒ 

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