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A lady returns to her car in a parking lot only to realize that she has locked her keys in the car. She has noone to call and there is nobody there in the lot to help. She says a prayer and asks God to provide help.

A man shows up and asks if he can help. He does something to the door and the locks unlock.

The lady says thank you God for sending me a nice man. He says, I'm not a nice man. I was just released from jail for auto theft.

The lady looks to the sky and says thank you God for sending me an expert.

Hehe

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Aime profile image
Aime

Keep them coming! Aime x

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Twinkly

That's a good one ,,made me smile ,,thanks for that ,,,,twinkly xx

Ha Ha Ha....like it!! Liz x

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lizzziep

Good one! X

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wormwood

Lol xx

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Nefeli

xxxxx

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sksar

Love it.

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chrissie1959

Very good x

Very good x

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