“Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus"

[dozzer19]

Never tickle a sleeping dragon or underestimate the powers that be. Have to go behind the enemy lines on Fri to speak to (unknowing) informant. Must be alert for danger.

[spoonierunning Graduate]

I have been crafting wands I can put an invisibility charm on you if it will help, or maybe some Veritaserum would be of more use I shall brew some up and dispatch a scout bunny as I fear they will be on the look out for an owl.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to spoonierunning]

I think the bunny is a good idea. They might spot a pigeon coming back to the loft as well as an owl.

[spoonierunning Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

the bunny has been dispatched

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to spoonierunning]

Corking idea, sp

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Thanks for the heads up. No dragon tickling. Must remember.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to Hidden]

Good-oh!

[Rob_and_his_westie Graduate]

Next time I spot a dragon half way round a 5k, I will consider myself forewarned. There will be no excuse.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to Rob_and_his_westie]

Excellent. The wicked enemy will not expect attack by westie, go for it!

[Rob_and_his_westie Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Trust me, no one expects attack by Westie and few live to tell the tale.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to Rob_and_his_westie]

Superb!

[waletta Graduate]

In the old country, Wales we fight dragons & win. I think there was a George across Offa's Dyke who wasn't 'alf bad at it. Are you sure tickling is the right method of combat. Try a knife, folk & a little salt & pepper. (I really can't believe you drawn me into this sort of conversation - again!)

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to waletta]

Aye. I believe thar be dragons if ye know where to look.

[poppypug Graduate]

In Poundland , next to the jammie dodgers xx

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to poppypug]

Are they chocolate-coated - could I use them to bribe the troops?

[poppypug Graduate]

Ah, but the chocolate coated ones don't have jam in , so do you go for the chocolate ones or the jammie ones ? Choose carefully, for the consequences could be truly catastrophic xxx

[waletta Graduate in reply to poppypug]

Chocolate coated dragons. You've got something there. They'd be mighty big. (or as we'd say in Wales - mighty big, they'd be.) I don't think jammie dragons is on. Can't see a self respecting dragon going for it & they would probably make you sick. Dozzer promise you wont get us thrown off site.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Ooo 'eck! I'd not considered the whole army may be court-martialled. Don't panic, don't panic!