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Lightbulb moment!

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I’ve not done this for a looonnng time.

Here goes......

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on Facebook?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

6 to argue over whether it’s ‘lightbulb’ or ‘light bulb.’

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is ‘lamp.’

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry and that ‘light bulb’ is perfectly correct.

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and which brands are faulty.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 people to complain about other people being judgemental for the way in which they change their light bulbs.

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s.

5 to post to the page that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say “Didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs.”

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn’t the brightest.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

5 people to get sidetracked on a discussion about bacon and coffee and how the only reason we need light bulbs is that we can see them to cook them.

1 admin to ban the light bulb posters for inserting political discussion and close the thread!!.. 🤪🤣

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Bootandall profile image
Bootandall

Brilliant!! 👍😂👏

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Laura009

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bloody brilliant ! Xx

Fanbloodytastic!! You come up with some great posts. Take care Lynne

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😂🤣😂

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TT-2018

Illuminating, nice one!

ThreeSmiles profile image
ThreeSmiles

Bob - About time you posted a joke again 😁! Super duper. 👍. Sounds a bit like this forum on certain threads.....

BTW, you could have taken up less space if you had used a smaller font.

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Brett11 in reply to ThreeSmiles

Oh yeah! Doh! The admins will delete this post now 😂 😂

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ThreeSmiles in reply to Brett11

On the point of admins.....

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ThreeSmiles in reply to ThreeSmiles

Oh we could go on for hours.....😁

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chugalong

🤣🙉 really enlightening on that activity. But are you actually saying you are having trouble sleeping? A great smile to start my day.

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ThreeSmiles in reply to chugalong

Bob’s down under - not sleepy time yet 😁

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Kristian

Haha Haha, and over in England, 1,453, 721 claiming that it's all the fault of the EU and that we'll not have this lightbulb problem after Brexit, and a further 1,200,637 claiming thats because we wont have any light bulbs after Brexit! 🤣🤣🤣

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Brett11 in reply to Kristian

😂 😂

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alfredthegreat

Nice one Bob! :-) :-)

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davianne

Oooh Brett, you are a wag !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

David

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Casinobo

So True! That being said, It’s Trumps fault! 😆

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Bootandall in reply to Casinobo

It always is! 😂😂😂👍

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