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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

" Marion .... Marion "

"Is that you, Keith?""

Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more time and then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).

Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it's back to golf course again and then it's more sex until late at night.

I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Keith! Are you in Heaven?"

>>

"No -- I'm a rabbit in Kent "

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catlady05 profile image
catlady05

lol....wondered what the punch line was going to be :)

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libby7827

Of all the things I imagined coming back as, a rabbit was not one of them! Good joke! Would make a good blog "What would you come back as and why, if you had a choice?"

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chintz1

Easter Bunny :D

That is so funny,,told the wife,,she looked straight at me very deadpan,,and said remember i will have your shotgun,,,,,,,hehehehehe. :) have a great easter..

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KingoftheCocktails

Buny hoppin'!

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Puffthemagicdragon

Very good. :)

Good one!!

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breather

Very funny

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