Milkmen???Hee HEE for all HealthUnlockders

These are genuine notes that were left in milk bottles(remember them) for various milkmen


* I've just had a baby ,please leave another one.

* Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.

* Cancel one pint after the day after today'

* Please don't leave any more milk,all they do is drink it.

* Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the top off the


* Milkman,please could I have a loaf but not bread today.

* Please cancel milk.I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole.

* Sorry not to have paid your bill before,but my wife had a baby and I have been carrying it

around in my pocket.for weeks.

* Sorry about yesterdays note.I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints ,but the other way


* When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you

to give me a hand to turn the mattress.


Tune in to your humour station KOTC


Don't go the other way round,go straight to your local Breathe Easy group.

Pick up the phone ,dial 03000 030 555 BLF Helpline for joining details.

11 Replies

  • thought all milkmen were extinct nowadays hehe

  • Brilliant as always. Thank you. There used to be one going around (I have a copy somewhere buy heaven knows where) that were purportedly written by tenants to the council regarding property repairs, do you have that one? Libby

  • Simply no Libby .But who knows?

    Keep tuned in to your humour station called KOTC

  • I found it KOTC, and another one, will post.................

  • Keep posting Libby


  • Oh no not two of you now how can I sit in bed and have my familly feel sorry for me when I am rolling around with laughter....

  • The more the merrier

  • my granddaughter thinks I've gone completley round the bend, I'm giggling and trying not to laugh cos I'll end up breathless, but it would be worth it!

  • Pure 'Gold Top'

  • dont you have a land line or mobile that we can call, skype ok, but its a pay as you go and I'm on pension,

  • For me it is a case of tune into your humour station KOTC and I will try to answer your comments.

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