These are genuine notes that were left in milk bottles(remember them) for various milkmen
* I've just had a baby ,please leave another one.
* Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.
* Cancel one pint after the day after today'
* Please don't leave any more milk,all they do is drink it.
* Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the top off the
* Milkman,please could I have a loaf but not bread today.
* Please cancel milk.I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole.
* Sorry not to have paid your bill before,but my wife had a baby and I have been carrying it
around in my pocket.for weeks.
* Sorry about yesterdays note.I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints ,but the other way
* When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you
to give me a hand to turn the mattress.
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