I called into work today and said ''I can't come to work today,I am really sick.Got a headache,stomache ache, legs are hurting and my COPD is playing up''.
My boss said ''You know something Richard,I really need you today.When I feel sick like you do,I go home to my wife and tell her to give me sex.That makes everything better and I go back to work....You try that.''
I phoned back two hours later''I did what you said and I feel great......Be back at work soon...
By the way you've got a lovely house!''
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP
Feel great ,join your local Breathe Easy group.Details BLF