British Lung Foundation
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Hi All Healthunlockders No work today-sick Ahhh

I called into work today and said ''I can't come to work today,I am really sick.Got a headache,stomache ache, legs are hurting and my COPD is playing up''.

My boss said ''You know something Richard,I really need you today.When I feel sick like you do,I go home to my wife and tell her to give me sex.That makes everything better and I go back to work....You try that.''

I phoned back two hours later''I did what you said and I feel great......Be back at work soon...

By the way you've got a lovely house!''

Richard Cornish

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

Feel great ,join your local Breathe Easy group.Details BLF

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nice one

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You're quick off the mark

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Very good x

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I thought this one would make you smile.

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Oh you are so good at this, pleeeeease keep it up you make so many people laugh. :D

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I shall keep trying

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I've read it out to my husband who has laughed his socks off!

Lynne xx

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That is fantastic!

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Well done, KOTC - good jokes provide light relief. I get them in by email sometimes but dont know how to transfer them.

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I re-write them myself

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What's your boss's address ? :)

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Naughty thoughts !!

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Good .Keep smiling

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Keep them coming!! xx

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I will try

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You're doing well Richard, are you eventually going to run out of jokes.

Lib x

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I don't think so Lib.Not if I've got to keep you smilimg

Richard x

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really funny - enjoyed the laugh, thanks xx

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Keep tuned in for more janie62

Richard

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looking forward to the next lot ;-)

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