REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,
male reindeers drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,usually late November to mid-December
Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical
rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
EVERY single one of them,from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be a girl.
We should have known........
Only women would be able to drag a fat-
ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world
in one night and not get lost.
Happy Christmas to all of you who have retained a sense of humour
BREATHE EASY =FRIENDSHIP
all year round