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My leaking orifice.

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I have a leaking orifice

Which doesn't sound too good.

Before you start to panic,

Let me tell you it's not blood.

It causes me embarrassment

When I go anywhere.

I always feel that everyone

Is turning round to stare.

It marks me out as ancient,

Well past my sell by date.

But I still feel quite young myself

So that's a thing I hate.

I do my best to hide it

Not an easy thing to do.

I mop it up as best I can

When I go to the loo.

Before you start to wonder,

Let me tell you with a grin.

The leakage that I'm on about

Is just dribbling down my chin.

(Where's me hankie.)

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sassy59

Brilliant as ever Don. Xxxxx

pegbl profile image
pegbl

Had me wondering there lol 😂 Xxx

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Magpuss

Phew.......wondered where you were leading us with that one.🤔😄

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Annie31

I thought as reading " no, surely not", was so relieved!! Lol!

Just a bit of fun, maybe not in the best of taste.🤭

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breatheeasy1

It happens to us young'uns too you know! Very funny thanks 😁 xx

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Caspiana

😂😂😂😂

music profile image
music

hi don-rhymer

i hope i will be able to do some of the things you do in life has the years go by for me with this copd

Think your doing so well

would you mind sharing the secret with me please

best wishes

music

in reply to music

I hope you will too. I can assure you music if I knew that secret it would not be a secret for long ;-)

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helenlw7

You’ve made my rather dull Sunday morning start with a smile!

😁 😂 😂

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MisUse

excellent

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Katinka46

Scallywag... sailing close to the wind.

in reply to Katinka46

I've no idea what you mean. ;-)

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SquirrelsHolt

Another classic!

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dak1507

I thought it might be your nose! Mine is a confounded nuisance at times.

in reply to dak1507

Well blow me!! 👃👀

Shirleyj profile image
Shirleyj

Ha ha ha 😁😁😁x

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kate1978

So funny 😊

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