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I just realized something . . . .

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks — My dog is a Politician

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You are not wrong :D xx

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Lindy.i do hope your procedure went ok today.i did reply to this post earlier but it has since been deleted.?.............love skis and scruffy xx

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Hello my friend, it went very well thanks xx My friend came to get me as they wouldn't release me (they say your under the inluence) and are legally impaired. This explains why I ran over 3 miniature poodles and an old lady 🤣

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I got the other message in my mail box but I too cannot find it here! The TP at it again maybe? Oh well ...

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i love the idea of you under the influence causing havoc in the streets of Vancouver lol x

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Hahaha, that was brilliant !!!

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It was wasn't it? Haha

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