I'm going to have my spirometry test.
Tomorrow at 12.15 precise.
It says don't have a heavy meal.
Well that's not very nice.
I planned to have a pie and pint
Melton Mow's are heavy
Alcohol is ruled out too
That means there's no bevvy!
Must not do too much exercise
Before they see to me
I also must remember
To go and have a pee.
I'll suck and blow as best I can
And hope the readings fine
And wonder if I'll still be here
To come again next time.
(Strewth! They get worse don't they!)