Hope your all are doing ok ....Bit of a damp weekend but better than the heat (for me anyway) Anyway here are a few things to contemplate on which hopefully will bring at least a grin to your faces.
Keep sucking it in and smiling
Only In This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk All the way to the back of the Store to get their Prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
.....do People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a ‘DIET’ Coke.
....do Banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the Counters.
....do we leave cars worth thousands Of dollars in the driveway and put Our useless junk in the Garage.
....do they have drive-up ATM machines With Braille lettering.
Why The sun lightens Our hair, but darkens our Skin?
Why Don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why Is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why Is it that Doctors call what they do 'PRACTICE'?
Why Is lemon juice made With artificial flavour, and dishwashing
Liquid made with real lemons?
Why Is the man who Invests all your money called a ‘BROKER’?
Why Is the time of Day with the slowest traffic called ‘RUSH HOUR’?
Why Isn't there Mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why Isn't there Cat flavoured Dog Food?
Why Didn't Noah Swat those two Mosquitoes?
Why Do they sterilize the Needle for lethal Injections?
Why Don't sheep Shrink when it rains?
If Flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the Terminal?
AND FINALLY ……….
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
Subject: The Advantages of Breast Feeding test
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.'
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high
enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.