Olympic Gold

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics but

they haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it

under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says,

"Discus", and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding

and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England," he says,

"Pole vault," and in he walks. The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll

of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says,


5 Replies

  • Ha ha, very funny. Enjoying relaxing watching the Olympics

  • Love it...made me chuckle 😂


  • The old ones are the best!

  • lol very good thank you xxx

  • This is so funny😂😂😂

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