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Bumblebee!

Bumblebee!

Hi guys

Hope your all doing well.😊

I'm not having such a good day.

Gotta admit, at least I can laugh about it!

Went to sleep only to wake up to a leg cramp and a nightmare. Been having nightmares every day now. Went to use the loo and sat on a bee! Now I have a stinging bum! Will be getting my flu jab later. I'll be stinging all over! Haha

Anyone else meet up with Mr. Bee in an unlikely spot? Maybe tomorrow will be a better day.😊

Rubyxx 😊 😊

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Whats yellow and black and goes zzub zzub? A bee flying backwards :) x

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Hahaha! You funny lady.😊

Write your story yet?

😊.xx

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Oh yes that was last week. Have another to do now :) x

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One for you Cough. This will creep you out. When my kids were little, I used to hang their clothes out to dry. My daughter was just a little thing. Maybe 3 mos. Old. I put her cute little dress on her, and guess what-- your favorite, baby spiders came running out

All over! It was horrible!

Can you imagine?

😊.xx

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Ughhh hate them. Gone right off you now Ruby for mentioning them. Get her bees :) x

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Yuck! xxxx

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Poor you! That would certainly have woken you up! I've never, touch wood, been stung by a wasp or a bee.

Hope you have a decent nightmare free sleep tonight 😴😴😴

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When I was about 6 I was nuzzling a lovely furry creature crawling along the tablecloth when I stung my lip. My second encounter was when I was 18 I felt something in my hair, ran my fingers through and got stung by a bee.

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I got stung one time , when I went to open a door. Bee was on the door knob. Another time I was walking barefoot and stepped on one. He got me too.

☺ xx

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I have only been stung once as a kid. There was a bee/wasp floating in some water which I assumed was dead so I stuck my little finger in to make sure - it wasn't. Ouch :) x

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Hi Ruby,that is psychosematic nightmares,"flu jab=bee sting".I usually get my flu jab in my arm tho not my bum.Is it a male nurse you see for it lol? 😜 D. Ps.Do you think venison is cheap?I think it,s deer! Boob boom!

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Hahaha

Heck yeah..it's a male nurse.

Wouldn't go any other way!

Gotta have some fun!

😊.xx

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No..only with its cousin zeep.

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That's a scarey photo!

I decided to do some gardening the other week as I was on a steroid high, and disturbed a wasp nest. After a lot of shouting and flapping around on my part I managed to get stung at least six times, but kept on finding new spots later.

Got some antihistamines from the chemist but the hydrocortisone cream they gave me too, made things worse.. Thank goodness I was not allergic to wasp stings ...still itching now though..

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Wow, that's lot of stings! That must have been terrible. Mine was no big deal. Sure wouldn't expect it on the loo. I sure jumped up quickly! Can't believe you're still itching.

Rubyxx 😊

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One you treat with vinegar, the other you treat with bicarb - but sadly I can't remember which one for the bees and which for the wasp stings.

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Think it's vinegar for wasps & bicarb for bees. Don't know if they work though! 😀

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Lemon juice will work on both. ..and on a number of other insect bits.

Ant baits are the worst.

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we using baking powder on the dog when her paw got stuck by a bee mixed it into a paste soon worked for her

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It is vinegar for wasps and bicarb for bees. Remember VW and BBC.

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Hi Ruby

Sorry to hear about your stinging bum !! Ouch !!!

We were in Malta 3 years ago, and were driving to the beach for a swim..We went already changed in our swimwear.

Just before we arrived l felt what l thought was a piece of grit in my bikini top...then came the pain...it was a bee and it stung me on the boob just below my nipple !!!!!!

Mr Velvet knowing about my severe lifelong phobia of bees and wasps, and knowing l was about to panic and try and flee the moving car, pulled of the road into the nearest safe place....the crowded bus station !!!!

With passers by looking into our car, out came my boob and he proceeded to remove the sting with his credit card.

All very commendable until he said there was a little bit of the sting still in my boob and he would Suck it out !!!!

Blo*dy little liar !!

I had to remind him we were in Malta ( topless sunbathing on the beach is still against the law )....so his kind offer would have seen us locked up !!!

Once again it was like something from a Carry On Film !!

Velvet xx

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Hi Velvet

You two are hilarious!!! 😆😆😆

I am sitting here laughing . Lol

What characters you are! You're

made for each other. Everything is a funny adventure with you.😊

Glad Mr. V is doing well. If nurse Velvet and Mr. V can behave themselves. We'll wait for the next installment on your adventures! Take it easy Velvet.😊 xx

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Oh Ruby

If only you knew all the things that have happened / we have got up to over the years !!!!

Your hair would curl and you would p*ss yourself laughing !!

Hopefully we will have many more to come once my soul mate / AKA hop along, gets well

Velvet xx

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😆😆😆😆😆 xxx

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Ouch ruby, I'm so sorry ur having a crappy day again, cramps, nightmares and bee stings, and to top it off the flu jab, ( just remember they're only little pricks, just like hanging out with a man 😂😂😂😂 ) keep smiling and be careful where u sit xx Sonia xx

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Hi Sonia.😊

Little picks huh? Your funny today too! You and Velvet really made me laugh. I needed it too.

Lol... Waiting on my flu jab. How did you make out at the drs.?

Thats funny... little picks. Haha

😁😁😁😁😁😁

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Hi ruby, keep smiling, it always helps, the abs I was given ( doxycycline again ) seem to be helping this time, I'm still bunged up, my nose won't clear, but my chest feels better which is a great help, still feel crap , but least now I can walk around a bit more and feel crap 😂😂😂😂 oh the joys, it's bloomin cold here now, dull and miserable, think I'm going to have a Disney day with girls, can't beat it. ❤️❤️ xx Sonia xx

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I'm smiling.😁

You guys make me laugh.

You keep smiling too lady.😊 enjoy your Disney day

Talk to you later.

Love

Rubyxxx 😀

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My mum put a blue bag on the sting, I think I had one handy for the second sting. Anyone remember Reckitts Blue bags? Used in the final rinse to make your washing whiter!

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Dolly Blue? Remember them well.

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Me too!

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I used to colour my nans hair with them.

take care

polly xx

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Horrendous Ruby, both the pic and your experience.

Hope the flu jab is ok.

Bzzzz bzzzz and lots love, jean xx :)

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Hi Jean

Hope you're well.

Yes I really jumped! Surprised the h*l out of me! Waiting on the flu jab. Wasn't a good day. Didn't want to make it worse!

Love

Rubyxxx ☺

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Hi Ruby

Bet it surprised the hell out of the bee also !!

What a way for him to end his life....staring at a strangers ar*e !!

Velvet xx

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Pmsl Velvet :D And the poor thing was just trying to take a leak too :) xx

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Hi CAL

Hee Hee !!

Weekends here...l have a feeling you and l are going to have fun....Watch what you post all you out there...you have been warned. !!

Velvet xx

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Ouch Ruby! I do hope that things are going better for you today. Take care and watch out for those bees! xxxx

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Sore bum.itches like crazy! Cable was out to top it off. Back on now. I'll be looking before I sit from now on! With my luck I'll sit on a spider next time!

Have a good day Sassy. 😊.xx

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Ouch Ruby.

Once when I was flying back from Libya years ago I had an itch in my cleavage, scratched (in a lady like way) and found a tick. Few minutes later an itchy ear. Yep, a tick in my ear. I wriggled and scratched the rest of the flight. I had a baby & a toddler with me at the time and was just relieved they weren't on them. I didn't know about Lymes disease then.

Prefer spiders, wasps & bees to blood sucking critters 😳😖

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Your right! Ticks mean to stick around. Draining your blood! The other ones do their thing and get out of there. Last week I had a flea in my ear! That was

Scarey. Put some olive oil in my ear and seemed to work. Hope your well Peege.

Rubyxx 😊

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