A veterinarian surgeon had a terrible day at work. when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.
At about 2.00 in the morning, the phone rang, "is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady,s voice.
"Yes it is" replied the vet "is this an emergency ?"
"Well sort of ". said the elderly lady, "There's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating, and i can get no sleep, what can i do about it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet. who then patiently replied;
"Open the window and tell them their wanted on the phone!!."
"Realy ?" said the elderly lady, "Will that stop them?"
"Should do, " said the vet,,,,,,
"IT BLINKEN WELL STOPPED ME !! " .