the vet

A veterinarian surgeon had a terrible day at work. when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

At about 2.00 in the morning, the phone rang, "is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady,s voice.

"Yes it is" replied the vet "is this an emergency ?"

"Well sort of ". said the elderly lady, "There's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating, and i can get no sleep, what can i do about it?"

There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet. who then patiently replied;

"Open the window and tell them their wanted on the phone!!."

"Realy ?" said the elderly lady, "Will that stop them?"

"Should do, " said the vet,,,,,,

"IT BLINKEN WELL STOPPED ME !! " .:D

jimmy xxx :)

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Hehehe.

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HaHa good one Jimmy xxx

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I liked that one Jimmy. Take care, Iris x

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😂😂😂😂 xx Sonia xx

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Very good Jimmy. How are you today? x

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tired cough, but ok thanks :)

take care jimmy xxx :)

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Back in find form I see, I've soo missed your jokes. It's good to laugh. Hoping you're well rested and continue too. Don't want to be call Grandpa Grumps like my other half. He's not really. I don't think you could ever be either.

Kindest

Gwyneth xx

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lovely thank you - you are obviously on the mend xx

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thanks all, running short of jokes now, no doubt we'll pick some up, or remember old ones :D

hectic day, so avin a rest soon :D

keep smiling

jimmy xxx :)

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Good one Jimmy, keep meaning to ask you, what are all the trophies behind you in your profile pic? Mike.

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sorry for the late reply, Mike the trophies are all very old now, but were from racing pigeons [although i never beat them though :D ] the first trophy is dated 1958 :D the last 2000, but i do have a lot.

all the best my friend,

jimmy :D

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