Funny News Paper Headlines

"County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds

"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25"

"Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons" "Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum" 

"Barbershop singers bring joy to school for deaf"

"Homicide victims rarely talk to police" 

"Hospital resorts to hiring doctors"

"Meat head resigns

Parents keep kids home to protest school closure

New sick policy requires two-day notice

Starvation can lead to health problems

The bra celebrates a pair of historic milestones this year

After 100 years of innovation, the device still holds up."

Rally against apathy draws a small crowd

I'm sorry about this guys, but today I can't stop laughing and they say laughter is contagious............

[sassy59]

It certainly is SteveR and you have cheered me up today. I particularly like the teenage pregnancies one. Who knew! Happy Easter. Take care xxx

[Hidden in reply to sassy59]

That killed me too. Happy Easter to you and yours xx

[Nikkers]

I liked the one about starvation leading to health problems! Thanks for a daily giggle Steve. Happy Easter. XX

[undine]

lol lovely examples thank you xx