Since I have been on this site chatting to all you lovely people I am amazed at just how fast the days seem to go, which means I am getting older quicker, but thanks to you I feel younger and grateful for what I have as some of you are in a lot of pain and have suffered so much. but still write on here with a smile on your face, or that's what I believe anyway. Looking out the window I also believe its going to be a really lovely sunny day, and I am going to have my tests and see the duty vampire to have some blood taken ready for next Wednesday.
Right what about the three girls that went for a holiday to one of those countries that did not allow woman to drink alcohol, and all three got really drunk and woke up in prison. only to discover that they were to be executed that morning, and none of them could remember what they had done that night.
The first one a Redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says "I have just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all throw themselves to the floor beg forgiveness and release her.
The next a Brunette and is put in the chair and is also asked if she has any last words. "I have just graduated from a School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene".
Again the switch is thrown and nothing happens. Again the men ask for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you guessed it) a fair haired girl is strapped into the chair and asked if she has any thing to say. "Well I am from London and did a course in Electrical Engineering and I'll tell you right now , you are never going to electrocute anybody if you don't plug the chair in first".
I was thinking Electricity is a great thing if it have not been invented we would have to watch the television by candle light.
Don't forget laughter is part of the human survival kit we all carry.
Have a great day xxxxFred