Another bonus, I woke up which is always good in the morning, overcast but dry so good as I am back down the daughters at 0800 for the builders to carry on in the kitchen as at the moment there is no floor, but they are a really nice couple of men and working well and yes they smile and joke.
I was thinking about when I left the navy and was working with the police I heard this one.
Police officer radioed the station and spoke with the Sgt.
"Sgt we are with a woman who has shot her husband for walking on her wet floor"
Right said the Sgt have you arrested her for the shooting then.
No said the police officer the floor is still wet.
Tommy Cooper went to the doctor and said "People keep taking the Mickey out of me because I think I am a cricket ball.
The doctor said "Howzat" Tommy said "Don't you start".
Our local ice cream man was found dead on the floor of his van covered in hundred and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
He went to the butchers the other day and bet the butcher £50 he could not reach the meat on the top shelf. The butcher refused as he thought the steak was to high. (Think about it folks).
Right its 0700 and believe it or not the sun is trying to break though so could be a lovely day so everyone stay happy and smile then the whole world smiles with you, but when your crying it brings on the rain.