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..............Quick Wit

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street,

''But officer,'' the man began ''I can explain,''

''Just be quiet,'' snapped the officer

'' I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..''

''But officer I just wanted to say....'' ''And I told you to be quiet You're going to jail !''

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said.

''Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding

He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.''

''Don't count on it.'' answered the fellow in the cell,

''I'm The Groom''.

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hufferpuffer

Hohoheehee! super KOTC!!! I hope you are feeling better :) x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohufferpuffer

Thank you for your kind words hufferpuffer

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Toci

:) :) :) xx

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wowsa

Good to see you back - and on form too!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply towowsa

Thanks wowsa

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longlungs

lol good game KOTC hows your chest and ribby's.:) Janexx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolonglungs

Chest and ribby's are awful Jane

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longlungs in reply toKingoftheCocktails

owowow couldnt get a worse combi could you :( so sorry just hope time passes quick till your healed. :) Janexx

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katieoxo60

Now your back on form again giving us all a giggle, but not sure too much laughing is good for broken ribs. Keep em coming though.KOTC

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tokatieoxo60

I mustn't laugh or cough katieoxo60

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Mavary

Very good King. Loved it.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toMavary

Thanks Mavary

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DozyDormouse

on top form king :D regards Dozy

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toDozyDormouse

Did it wake you from hibernation Dozy?

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appyalison

Hahaha hehehe hohoho, thank you king. That was great. Thinking of you and hoping you are recouperating. :-) :-) Alison

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toappyalison

I am resting a lot ,no choice.Alison

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nannyb

Evening King, Loved it as all ways. nannyb xxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tonannyb

Thanks nannyb,it means a lot to me

Good one King :-) x

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thatcham1939

I King I enjoyed that, glad you got your witty side again, hope you are on the mend, and be nice to your poor wife. if you are like my husband, men make bad patients.

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tothatcham1939

Bad patient! a bit of sympathy from my poor wife wouldn't go amiss jan

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undine

Excellent another good one - thank you xx

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